In defense of murderous humans: Animals at steak
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By Andy Kaiser
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“Puppies.” Even the word is cute. With just a few very oddball exceptions, you’d agree with me that puppies are adorable. But at what point do people stop using the term “man’s best friend”, and start saying “pass the salt”?
I’m talking about the inherent differences between humans and every other animal on the planet. After all, as the smart, tool-using, big-brained creatures we are, do we not have an imperative to nurture and care for all the other animals on the planet?
No. Not when animal rights are compared to humankind’s safety, science or even hunger.

In my own country – the United States – eating dog meat is considered taboo. We’re just too emotionally close to our pets. Elsewhere, dogs are eaten and bred as a food supply: this occurs in China, Indonesia, Korea and Vietnam. Other countries eat dog meat more covertly, in more remote locations, or are used as a food supply in times of famine. These countries include France, Germany, India, Nigeria, the Philippines, Switzerland, and near the Arctic and Antarctic.
In times of desperation, the competition for life becomes a free-for-all. Stories like Jack London’s “To Build a Fire” are understandable – if a man is freezing to death, of course he’ll kill his trusty dog for its body heat. If a man is starving, he’ll feed himself with whatever’s available. This desire for life is so strong it’s even visible between humans. For those who have sung and danced through the black comedy, “Cannibal: The Musical” or the 1993 movie “Alive“, we know that people in extreme situations will ignore the most fundamental of taboos to stay living.
Life or death situations are pretty easy to argue. But throw in some ambiguity and it gets tricky. When immediate death isn’t part of the equation, at what point is it morally acceptable to kill an animal?
I argue that it’s allowed under these two situations:
1) It’s morally acceptable for humans to eat most animals. We are omnivores. We are designed to eat meat, and we get certain nutrition from meat we can’t easily get from other sources.
2) It’s morally acceptable for humans to perform research and testing on animals if that effort has a chance of saving or improving human lives. Animal testing to further our scientific knowledge is an imperative. We would advance slower or not at all without animal testing, because the alternative with today’s technology would be to test on humans.
Even as I write these words, I don’t like them. I believe they are true, but I don’t enjoy having to pick what is clearly a lesser of two evils. However, I’m confident in the above because of this premise:
All else being equal, any human life is worth more than any animal life.
This idea may in fact be at the core of every animal rights issue. If someone has to suffer and die so that humans don’t have to, then the animal must take this terrible burden. Why? Because someone has to – we don’t yet have the technology to do otherwise. If we are altruistic to animals, humanity would suffer.
In a rather brutal summary of the above themes, we end with this quote by comedian Nick Dipaolo:
“If hooking a car battery up to a monkey’s brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody’s life, I have two things to say… the red is positive and the black is negative.”
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