The meaning of life (and podcasting)
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By Andy Kaiser
Article ID: 1321
I have no idea how I first started listening to the deò’s Shadow podcast. But there I was. A skeptic. A secular humanist. An atheist. And I was listening to and enjoying a podcast that targeted pagans. Pagans! Nature-communing, naked-fire-dancing, tarot-card-reading, Winter Solstice-celebrating pagans! Many pagans believe in multiple gods and the supernatural. Many secular humanists don’t. On paper, I’m the opposite of a pagan.
But I listened. I listened to this podcast that lectured in depth about things I thought were nonsense. But that was okay. I liked deò’s Shadow for two reasons. First, the hosts (husband and wife team deò and Mandy) were talented and charismatic. Second, the show was (for lack of a better description) kinda skeptical. Yes, they focused heavily on pagan-centric stuff that rubbed my hackles in a way I didn’t want rubbed. But they also supported issues important to skeptics. Some you may know, like Kirk Cameron’s odd assumption that the physical design of the banana proves the existence of God. Or a criticism of “The Secret”, an Oprah-advertized self-help guide that’s just cuckoo. Or how to profess a liberal belief system in a land populated by fundamentalists.
As the podcasts went on, many topics and conversations crossed from pagan ley lines into skeptical latitudes. In fact, the second-to-last podcast of deò’s Shadow was titled “Skepticism, Science and Scientology”.
A short time later, the podcast stopped. No more episodes. With a bit of research, I found why. deò and Mandy said:
Cool. Good for them, you know? Not because they came over to a philosophy I support, but that they were willing to significantly change their lives based on what they believed, even though it would mean the loss of some very important things. That conversion took intelligence, research, and self-confidence. It was a thinking change. I respect that, whether you’re moving to my philosophy or away from it.
This next sentence might sound like a violent derailing of the topic, but trust me:
Let me tell you about my philosophy of life.
Andy’s meaning of life
Everyone asks, “Why are we here? What’s the point of life?” No one really knows for sure, so we have to make an intelligent guess as to the answer. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far:
Produce, create and use what ability you have to improve the world and the lives of those around you. Leave something good behind. Help others. Teach others. Raise good kids. Or, say, as a completely random example, try to produce a critical-thinking podcast to the best of one’s ability.
Someday I’ll die. When I’m gone, I want something left. Yes, my genes will be around in my children, my family and friends will have memories and stories. But I’m talking more. I’m also talking about the horrible alternative of having done nothing at all. If I do nothing, I’ve rejected our evolutionary imperitive to further the species. Or in a more personal take, I’ve wasted the biggest opportunity any of us ever gets.
This concept is best explained in one of my favorite books, “The Circus of Dr. Lao”, by Charles Finney. In the book, a woman thinks it would be fun to go to a fortune teller and have him predict her future. Little does she know, the fortune teller is gifted – and cursed – because his fortunes and predictions are always 100% accurate. This is what he tells her:
“Tomorrow will be like today, and the day after tomorrow will be like the day before yesterday. I see your remaining days each as quiet, tedious collections of hours. You will not travel anywhere. You will think no new thoughts. You will experience no new passions… when you die you will be buried and forgotten, and that is all… and for all the good or evil, creation or destruction, that your living might have accomplished, you might just as well have never lived at all.”
So that’s where I’m coming from. Other people have different motivations. That’s mine.
Goodbye, deò’s Shadow, we sing to your spirit
Hey, remember when we were talking about the deò’s Shadow podcast? Here’s the connection: whether or not you agreed with it, deò’s Shadow thought and questioned and tried to make the world a better place. I really respect that. So I wrote this article, my electronic eulogy.
We also have this song I’m about to play. Titled “Anything for you”, it was written and performed by deò, who’s also a musician.
In this final rememberance of a podcast passed, let us bow our heads and pray.
Here is the uncensored, original MP3 of “Anything for you”. Here’s the censored version. [I've attempted to contact deò for rights to replay the song, and received no response.] Here are the lyrics to “Anything for you”:
Dear God, I’d do anything for you. …Well, almost anything
I’ll do anything for you with a broad range of exceptions
I will not kill my son for you, no matter how intensely you goad me
And I will not kill the Jews, the Muslims, or my parents
I’ll do anything for you with this broad range of exceptions
I won’t believe you are three people, though MPD might explain this **** hole
I wouldn’t Jesus-fish my car. It’s pretty tacky, I don’t care who you are
I’ll do anything for you with a broad range of exceptions
I’ve sinned a hundred times just for the **** of it. You gave us free will. Shut up and take it
[Quoting from Leviticus chapter 3]
Dear God, Dear God, Dear God!
Dear God, Dear God, Dear God!
I will never ever love my neighbor. He stole my shovel and my lawn mower
I’ll do anything for you with this broad range of exceptions
I will not demonstrate against gay sex. Same-sex marriage is a penetrating concept
And I will never ever come confess. For someone who’s omnipotent you really like your gossip
I’ll do anything for you with this broad range of exceptions
I’ll not proselytize like a fool. I’ll bet Jehovah’s Witnesses have never even seen you
[Latin]
I will not burn a witch for you. Most of them are nice and they make more sense than you do
[Refrain]
So there you have it. Farewell, deò’s Shadow. You were unique and evolved into one of the good ones. Even though you’re gone, your accomplishments are still with us.
Ah, the Internet. It’s gonna make us all live forever.
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